Unknown History of the Planet Earth – the Olympians

Terra Corra, as known by the Olympians, that barbarian race of disgrace. Fuck, wouldn’t the world be such a different place if they didn’t invade? With all their gadgets and tricky-trips, super-popers and their knowledge of chamical intoxicants. Those humanoid monkeys would still swim in the ocean and hack not.

First law of Space travel states – do not alter the civilization, unless your own survival is in emergency room. Well, they stretched the paradigm and concoted the verdict, thus forever altering the evolution of primanteces on Terra Corra. Can you eMagine? To drink you gotta turn on some ‘knob’ and to eat – ‘peel off’ some plastic skin. Total artificiallity. Talk about evolution here,  condencation, nothing more.

Next turn of the sky, humanoids will be feeling uneasy as it dawn on their replication patterns. This way or another, we’ve got an evolution, some other species just make perfect copies of themselves and start all over. The method of Replication is the measure of Intelligence in the Univerce. With so many species and living conditions, there has to be a definitive way to measure common intelligence. From lower iT perspective, it’s who’s stronger and can outsurvive everyone else, but what this primitive metaphore is still missing is the concept, or rather an experience of Infinite and Eternal Unknown. You go through this, with or without your corporal entity, and you’re up there, in a newverse, and Life is Death, always spinning and Dancing on the corpse of the Bride and eating flash of the groom. Yea, that crazy plane of CosMic forces.

Olympians had a lot to offer, but it’s not that easy to change the mind of the primitive neanderthals – alcohol, popies, shrooms – all these catalists were quite useful and affective. Not without side effects, but that’s usually the case, in this regard Cabernet is no different from Merlot, but white wines are even more affective.

After all, they just wanted to live well, have fun and maybe help those pur creturz of Terra Corra – their new home. But Terran mamals got sick, pretty bad, brain tumors, cancers, sexual derivations, somehow their genes were not ready for such a blast. Mutants and strange creaturs followed in their generations and Olympians decided they fucked up and left their experiments aside. 2000 years later they’ve returned to check on the forest and mutations, and what a surprize – not all is lost, some Humans got so smart they were eating soma bythemselves, and what was really surprizing, new, many new kinds of evolutionary agents and catalists were invented by humans in that short period. Well now we can talk! Have some 2-PE and C2-beta-meta-carbolite and… “I can hear you very welll! How’s the Weather on Earth?” Fucking awesome! 🙁 Do you guys read any intergalactic paper? Didn’t you know the Dawn is Near? Another Million Years and “We all Fall Down”. I mean, who cares about Terra Corra anymore? Andromeda is Coliding! Lot’s of new Conditions, Space Invaders, What the Future will Bring? Big Mind still thinking on the Ultimate Question, but all we want to  know right now – Who’s going to be the King of the Milky Way?

All the while, on Terra COoraaA, space if wabbling and Time beeeny bon done, but Don got gone with a goon and the gun, he’s not res-public-ann, but other alegories don’t app lie, some have to die, while others live and lie, and I know it will never stop, but I’d hate to paint it.